But others can. Example: the number of inches beneath your stilettos.

…Or how many stilettos you own.

…Or your fourth cup of coffee. At 10 am.

That’s why you belong at Equinox Fitness Clubs, where quantity meets quality. They know numbers. Time to sign up for a complimentary three-day trial. Ready? 3, 2, 1…

Count it:

…The number of group fitness classes customized to carve your core.

…Or the refresh factor of their chilled eucalyptus towels.

…Or the number of treatments you’re dying to try at The Spa @ Equinox.

Relax + revive = their Gold Standard facial. Hello, 24K Gold flakes and natural collagen.

Oh, and did we mention the personal trainers? Get your burn on.

Sign up here.

Because there’s strength in numbers.

So we know you’ll want to dance to that beat for 13.1 miles. Yes, diva, we’re talking about the Dodge Latin Music Miami Beach Half Marathon this December 11, 2011.

Miami in December? Yes please! You’ll soak in the savory beach weather with oceanfront views. Some like it hot, and some like it to sizzle: you’ll find your pace to live Latin music bands at each mile of the course.
You might say it’s a 13.1 mile block party… And Team In Training has your name on the guest list. Together, you’ll help those battling blood cancer by raising awareness and funds for The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. You’ll make a difference for thousands, so sign up here. Event travel, accommodation and race entry included.

And as if a planned vacay for a cause wasn’t reason enough, here’s a few more: TNT offers kick-butt training plans, personal elite coaches, nutrition and fitness advice, and discounts on equipment and apparel. Oh, and did we mention a Post Race Concert after you’ve shimmied across the finish line?

C’mon shake your body baby! Time to visit an info session in the City or call 800.78.TRAIN to get your questions answered by TNT’s expert staff.

You’re that conga beat.

Hello – because you know them, too.

So what happens when we tell you we can’t stop listening to what we know is the hottest remix out there? As if you even need to ask. You’ll go have a listen, of course.

That’s right. We’re announcing the iTunes debut of the second Strictly Social Diva digital comp – our release with top dance label Strictly Rhythm, remixed by The Wizard Brian Coxx. Yes, his track “Killing Me (feat. Sandy Spady) was on the original Strictly Social Diva release.

Soulful, sexy and beautiful house tracks – just like you. The song titles aren’t called “Something (So Good)” and “Love Sweet Sound” for nothing. Translation: they’re Strictly the most diva-worthy grooves and an essential addition for any dance collection.

Yes, you “hot” to buy a copy.

Think of it this way: if we told you to bit off more than you could Jimmy Choo, you’d swipe your AMEX without even fluttering an eye.

Your right hand’s all-bedazzled, and just in case, you’ve got your favorite diamond picked out. For future reference of course. Diamonds ARE a girl’s best friend.

Now it’s time to go Tacori on the rest of you. Those ear lobes weren’t pierced for nothing, and you definitely don’t keep your wrist that dainty just for your health.

Bracelet yourself, darling. These pieces were made for glitterati just like you. Colored gemstones plus filigree detailing plus mixed metal equals you dripping in jewels. You know dangles (and bangles) make the diva. Think Audrey Hepburn glamour mixed with modern day Angelina chic… and Brad Pit to boot.

We die.

Time to visit Tacori for a little holiday spirit and splurge. There’s no need to save Facebook — whoever said it’s better to give than to receive has obviously never been on this site.

Love it. Live it. Buy it. Wear it.

Take Momma Diva.  Whether you’re skittish with joy or desperately needing to process, she’s there, so you’re on the scout for a perfect celebratory spot – Mother’s Day is approaching fast!

For the city-living madres, culinary options abound.  Peruvian seafood, aka cebiche, is at its peak at La Mar, where you’ll savor the San Francisco sea breeze on a mother-daughter escapade to America del Sur.  Romance language devotees may prefer M Day-inspired cocktails at Chez Papa Bistro where Chef Bazirgan wishes all lovely ladies “a bientot.”  We know you’re one, so we’re confident yo’ mama is, too.

Savor the Mama-ment across the Bay with endless Mimosas and house-made truffles.  As if that isn’t reason enough, FIVE’s jazz brunch will also serve their signature Man N Cheese with smoked gouda and tomato jam.  Over in wine country, Carneros Bistro’s brunch will have you and Mom debating which team member’s mother – hence, which country in the world – has the best recipe.  Once you decide, their sommelier will pair your meal with female-made vino.

Mom’s the word.

The MoMa, Modern Bride magazine, “The Mod Squad”… some contemporary things just work.

Welcome to Karma Kitchen, a total modern-day hippie hotspot.  Here, the gift of gab and gastronomy both come gratis.  We’re obsessed, and we know you’ll agree.

As fate would have it, every Sunday is a holy day in Berkeley.  A wholly volunteer-driven experiment in generosity, that is.  Imagine a menu sans prices and a check that simply reads, “your meal was a gift from someone before you.”  Who wouldn’t want to keep the chain of gifts alive by paying for future diners?  A chain is only as strong as the weakest link.  Besides, no one wants bad karma.

So mark your iCal for Sunday lunches at Taste of the Himalayas Restaurant.  Whether you’re serving others or in the midst of your own sumptuous fare, you’ll be smiling like Lady Luck.  Lunch served from 11:00 am to 3:00 pm. 1700 Shattuck Ave, Berkeley; 510/849-4983

Whoever said there’s no free lunch?

Which is why we love International Orange Day Spa. It is sleek in design and offers plentiful relaxation. They have more than 30 yoga classes each week plus massages, facials and body treatments. While you’re there, you can enjoy great refreshments in the lounge or relax on the redwood sun deck before or after your treatments. They even have a skincare line made by hand from certified organic, wild-crafted or biodynamically grown ingredients. It’s like yoga for your skin.

In a (sustainably grown, fair trade) nutshell, it has all the yoga, organic body care and serenity you need, and all the luxe treatment you want. Find out more at International Orange.

2044 Fillmore Street, 2nd Floor (888) 894-8811 / (415) 563-5000